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From:

Laird Ronald H. Thomson
Aberdeen, Scotland

Subject:

How You Can Become a Lord or Lady Today!

Dear friend,

Forget about impersonal gift certificates or the cheese of the month club…

You now have the rare and exclusive opportunity to give a truly unique gift that will have even the most difficult person to buy for saying, “WOW!”

Who wouldn’t love to be able to tell all of their friends and family that they are officially royalty?
Well now with Laird of Jura kit you have that opportunity!

But before we go any further, let me explain to you exactly how this unique gift idea works…

Based on Scottish law, anyone who owns any Scottish land gains the title of “the Laird” — which, over the years become a Scottish word for the “Lord”.

So when you purchase any amount of Scottish land, you also receive the royal title of “The Lord” or “The Lady”.

And this is exactly what we are offering you…

You will receive FULL OWNERSHIP of one square foot of genuine Scottish land!
A genuine Lord or Lady Title certificate – completely ready for framing!
A full-color, 48-page professionally printed handbook on the history & culture of your very own Scottish estate!
Regularly updated messages keeping you up-to-date and reporting on what is happening around your Scottish Estate so you are always in the know!
Full size, top-quality Lord and Lady of Jura logos that you can add to personalized letter headings, business cards etc.

Quit Wasting Your Time And Your Money On Unappreciated Gifts…

Finally give that special someone in your life their own personal plot of land in Scotland and the title of Royalty!

This is the perfect gift for:

  • Your Boss 
  • Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend 
  • Your Dad 
  • Your Mom 
  • Your Grandparents
  • Your Friends
  •  Or anyone who you want to shock and impress

From the moment that they open this gift they will be shocked and amazed! You have just given that someone special the title of “Lord” or “Lady” and they know that your truly care.

Expect for your gift to be the talk of the party! Everyone will be passing around the certificate and reading the impressive full-color handbook on the history and culture of the estate that you just unselfishly gave away as an amazing gift!

You can rest easy knowing that, not only are you giving the best gift possible, but you are also allowing your special someone to stake their claim in history by owning their own Scottish estate.

But Before You Do That Just Take a Moment To Read Just A Few More Of The Testimonials We Have Received Recently…



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Hi Ron, Just a quick note to say thanks for sending me your Laird of Jura gift pack so quickly. I was starting to panic as to whether I would be able to find just the right present for my friend's 10th Wedding Anniversary when someone recommended your Become-a-Lord.co.uk web site Thanks again! XXX

June Barclay, London UK


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Hello Sir, I am writing to say my girl friend bought me the "Laird of Jura" title pack for my birthday. Although I have never been to Scotland I will now be investing to go as soon as I graduate in 2006.  I want to see my land! The framed certificate sits on my study desk.  It looks fantastic and the Laird's handbook was so informative. I just love the idea of being a Honorary Scot owning this land and being a real Laird.
Laird John Dennis, Texas, USA


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Dear Mr Thomson, Thank you for giving us the opportunity to become like a Scottish Lord with our own Estate on the Isle of Jura. My parents moved over here (Australia) when I was only five years old and I have longed to be able to move back. Now you have given me a real connection back to my home country. God Bless

Mrs G Macdonald, Sidney, Australia


Give Someone A Unique Gift That Lives Forever… Their Very Own Plot of Scottish Land!

This beautiful plot of land is located on the stunning Isle of Jura, located in the Inner Hebrides of Scotland, situated adjacent and to the north-east of Islay. This mesmerizing and breath-taking island has even been designated as a National Scenic Area of Scotland.

On the island you can easily spot any of the 5,000 to 6,000 red deer that wander and inhabit the island. Since the Isle of Jura is inhabited with less than 200 people, it’s easy to see how it has retained its original beauty and splendor.

And this land has been fought over for more than 2,000 years! Scottish clans (mainly the McDonalds, Campbell and Maclean clans) vied for control over the island – going back to Viking times.

But now it’s time for you - or someone that you love - to own your very own piece of this picturesque and historic island....

Just Take a Moment To Read Just A Few More Of The Testimonials We Have Received…



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This is a photo of our daughter Mary-Anne who graduated from University earlier this month.  I was struggling to find the ideal graduation present for her but this package was just perfect.  She loves it! 

  One Proud Dad

Lady Mary-Ann, NC USA


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Hi Dude, Just writing to say thanks for the privilege of being able to become a Laird of Jura. I so loved the package when it arrived earlier this week I had to write to say thank you to all your team and especially the person (or persons) who put this whole deal together for us. Thanks again from the north of England.

Laird Larry Castle, Morpeth, England


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Laird Ron,  Thank you so much for my new status, I've seen a lot of novelty gifts in my time but this one beats the rest of them hands down. This is the key to complete bragging rights with all my friends as I take advantage of my lofty position. My certificate is going to be firmly placed above my mantelpiece and I'll show it off to the world!  Thanks for this great honour!

Laird David S,
currently working in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia


Now see what Vishen who gave David his Laird of Jura Title
thought when he saw the reaction on David's face.

 

So, This Is Really Legit?

Of course! The very first thing that we did when we made this amazing discover was to double check everything with senior law officers working within Scottish law.

And now we have been offering this amazing opportunity to people, just like you, all over the world since 2003.

You see, part of the treaty that joined Scotland and England together to create the United Kingdom in 1707 stated that Scots law would forever be independent of English law… and it still is today, over 300 years later!

And this is exactly how we can offer you an official and genuine certificate of land ownership which also states your new title Laird of Jura or Lady of Jura along with your very own plot number - so you can identify your own personal plot of land!

But Wait… There Is A Very Limited Amount Of Land Left…

Like I have said before, we have been selling these plots of land since 2003… and once they are gone, they will be gone forever.

And you will never again get this golden opportunity to give anyone the amazing gift of Royalty, their own piece of Scottish land and history or the impressive title of “Lord” or “Lady”.

So don’t wait another second, you know that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, you know that this is the PERFECT gift for that hard-to-shop-for person in your life… so act now!

 

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Our Amazing Low Price…

Everyone always assumes that since we are offering:

  • FULL OWNERSHIP to one square foot of genuine Scottish land!

  • A genuine Lord or Lady Title certificate – completely ready for framing!

  • A full-color, 48-page professionally printed handbook on the history & culture of your very own estate!

  • Regularly updated messages keeping you up-to-date and reporting on what is happening around your Scottish Estate so you are always in the know!

  • Full size, top-quality Lord and Lady of Jura logos that you can add to personalized letter headings, business cards etc.

That we are going to charge hundreds, if not thousands of dollars for this opportunity. But those people would be wrong.

In fact, we aren’t charging £100, £200 or even £500 for the Laird of Jura kit; we are only charging £37.

That’s right, only £37 to give the amazingly unique gift of Scottish land and a title of royalty!

I’m sure that is in your budget, because these days you can’t even buy a dining certificate and a good quality bottle of wine for that price!

But that’s not all…

Today, when you order your very own plot of Scottish land to give as a surprising and impressive gift, you will also receive these FREE bonuses.

FREE Gift Bonus #1

Discount accommodation voucher to be used at the local hotel when they are visiting their new Scottish estate.

When your lucky recipient gets the opportunity to visit their own Scottish estate located on the mesmerizing and breathtaking Isle of Laird, they will have a special discount to be used at the only hotel on the island.

They get the opportunity to stay in the lap of luxury – for a reduced fee – just like any Lord or Lady should.

FREE Gift Bonus #2

Access to a personal website that is regularly updated for new Lairds and Ladies of Jura to find out even more about their personal Scottish Estate and traditions.

How can we put a value on this chance to discover the history and culture of this historic and stunning Scottish area?

You will be surprised to discover the cost of this amazing complete package is only £37 (approximate. $75) including FREE shipping internationally for a single plot with one title certificate including full color printed handbook, discount hotel coupon etc.

Or take the option of becoming a Lord & Lady for only £65 (approximate. $130) with 2 adjoining plots on one joint title certificate, making a really wonderful gift for a couple — especially great as a romantic wedding gifts etc.

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And Best Of All… Your Order Is 100% Guaranteed!

That’s right… this isn’t any fly-by-night operation. In fact we have been providing this incredible and highly personal gift for over 5 years!

And we are so sure that you will be more than pleased with our Laird of Jura kit that we are willing to guarantee your satisfaction… 100% for a FULL 30 DAYS!

If at any time after receiving your kit you don’t feel that we delivered everything that was promised – and more – then we will refund your complete purchase price.

All you have to do is send the kit back and you will receive an instant refund! No red tape, no fine print.

In other words... I will open my Sporran take out my wallet and give your money back. You can't lose, can you?

Are You Ready To Impress Your Friends and Your Loved Ones?

With the Laird of Jura kit you really have the unique opportunity to give someone a gift that they won’t soon forget!

Not only are you giving them their own Scottish estate, but also the Royal title of Lord or Lady.

Who are you going to impress with this unique and genuinely thoughtful gift? Don’t wait another second… order today!

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Remember earlier I made a personal promise to you and I always keep my word. Purchase a unique title by becoming a Scottish Lord or Lady now.

Yours sincerely

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Laird Ronald H Thomson of Jura

P.S. This is the perfect gift for every person on your list! Even the most difficult to please people will be happily amazed when you tell them that you giving them their own Scottish estate AND the Royal title of Lord or Lady.

P.P.S. Don’t procrastinate! We only have a certain amount of plots left to sell, and once they are gone… then the deal goes away forever! Make sure that you get your Laird of Jura kit before they ALL SELL OUT FOREVER!

P.P.P.S. There is absolutely nothing to lose because each and every purchase is backed by our 100% money-back guarantee. You never have to worry or wonder. You can know – with complete certainly that your gift will be loved and appreciated – or it’s FREE!

If you are seeing this page we will still have some plots left. But remember Mark Twain said, "Buy land today — they have stopped making it". So it could be a case of "Here Today Gone Tomorrow!"

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As you have read this far you must be interested in buying either for yourself or a unique gift idea for someone close to you. You will appreciate we have had to shorten some of the testimonials above from our satisfied customers for reasons of space. However just to be totally above board and prove beyond all reasonable doubt that we have not changed them I decided to show the full testimonial below just as we received them.

They include people who have purchased our unique gift packages from us in the past have told us. Some of the people below will have purchased for themselves some have purchased for others with the rest buying a Laird and Lady package for themselves and their partner.

Take the time to read though them and see what others have said about our now famous "Become a Lord and Lady offer". Obviously these people are still only a small range of the people who have purchased but they sum up the feedback we are getting every week from a growing list of very satisfied customers.

If you have any queries please see our FAQ section where we have tried to answer all your questions in advance. However if having looked there you still want more information them please contact us direct.

Laird Ronald H. Thomson of Jura


Hi Ron. Thank you so much for your prompt and friendly reply! I'm sure the weather is warmer in Florida but it is not nearly as amazing as Scotland! We spent some time in the Orkney Islands in 2006 and my retirement plans are set for there in the future! Although I suppose I'm a bit more immune to the cold weather as I presently reside in Canada where it is -10 C with a wind chill of -16 and snowing constantly. Ah, winter!

After consideration of the costs and other circumstances, I think perhaps it is best to take our chances with the regular post and not worry too much about DHL. I know the Christmas post is slow, although I received a card from England today that was posted only a week ago, so maybe we will get lucky with it. Anyway, I think the element of surprise will still be there and my father will still be very pleased to receive this gift even after Santa has flown back to the North Pole!

Thanks again for taking the time to look into these things for me. I researched this gift on the internet and chose your company as I thought it was the best value, the most beautiful area and what my dad would like best. I didn't even consider the over-and-above service, so thanks very much for that!

Wishing you and your wife a safe and happy (and maybe even white!) Christmas with a lovely turkey and lots of Christmas pudding,

Kristen R
CANADA

Personal note This customer had written asking if we could use a courier such as DHL to ensure the gift reached her father before Christmas. I responded with a friendly note quoting the lowest charge we could find for her. I also joked that my wife had said she was willing to fly to Florida to deliver it by hand but I might have trouble persuading her to come back from nice warm sunny Florida to a rather cold December Scotland in order to to cook our Christmas Day lunch. In the event, as you will have read above, we decided to risk the postal service and it arrived a couple of days before it was necessary.


Dear Laird Ronald,

Many thanks for your Very Fast response to our request for a Lairdship of Jura. Although we wished it to start on St. Andrew's Day (30th November) we did not really expect to receive it by then. In fact we were hoping to receive our symbolic novelty Lairdship for 20th December.

To have got it so quickly is truly awesome, as the lads at work would put it.

Some years ago I had a quad bypass and had my DNA checked for a research project either by BHF Leeds or Cambridge (I was on both programmes) and was told the family most likely came originally from Islay or near there - Most appropriate in view of the Lairdship!

Thanks Again

Colin B.


You will have seen David's smiling face on our main page. In addition to what he wrote there he also made a video to tell me what he thought. Watch and listen to how he describes receiving his gift!


We have also taken the opportunity to show the full unedited testimonials sent to us from our satisfied customers. You may have seen some of edited portions already but see the fuller versions here.


Laird Ron
 
 david photoThank you so much for my new status, I've seen a lot of novelty gift ideas in my time but this one beats the rest of them hands down. The package is so great and the handbook full of great content. This is the key to complete bragging rights with all my friends as I take advantage of my lofty position. To be honest I didn't really want them to know how I got my Lairdship as I want it all to myself.

At 22 years old I must be one of the youngest Lairds around; when I finish my travels around the world my first destination will be my newly acquired legally owned plot of land. As a kid Scotland was always a favourite holiday for my family and I, and now I'm an official land owner!! I can't wait to visit my Scottish Estate and also see the amazing wildlife and views; after going round the world I still consider the Scottish Highlands to be one of the most beautiful spots around.

My certificate is going to be firmly placed above my mantelpiece and I'll show it off to the world! Thanks for this great honour!

From a Englishman Abroad
 Laird David

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I gave my mum her "piece of Scotland" for her birthday. I can't tell you the look on her face when she opened it, she is excited to be referred to as a Lady (my Dad said she's always been a Lady to him).

My mum Gay, has been away from Scotland for 35 plus years and while Canada is where she makes her home, she said Scotland is HOME. She got teary eyed while reading the booklet on Scottish phrases and familiar sights.  The certificate has been framed and is displayed with her family crest and tartan.

 Thank you Ron for offering such a wonderful and unique gift.

Cathy
Cambridge, Ontario

Now read what her mum said

I recently received a piece of Scotland as a gift. What a thrill it was to receive an envelope addressed to Lady Gay Cowdy! I plan to frame the certificate and hang it right along with other treasured memories of Scotland. I really enjoyed your book on history of the land. I found the book to be very informative and picturesque.

A great deal of thought was obviously put into the book and was well written. I have shown it off with great pride.

I would recommend giving it as a gift to anyone in particular, especially anyone with Scottish ancestry. I cannot express the feelings that engulfed me when I opened my envelope and began to read my deed and book.

Thanks again for putting together such a unique gift gift that I will treasure forever.

Lady Gay Cowdy
Ontario Canada


You are a star Ron...

It was me who bought the package in the morning but I used J's PayPal account to do so...

It was important to me to have the Title Certificate dated today for Tony's 60th. It was the best gift I could think of for someone who has everything and more....

Ron, Thank you for all your efforts... I know I can sometimes be a pest... I'm in India at the moment... but back Wednesday just in time to sign for my recorded delivery...


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Just a quick note to say thanks for sending me your Laird of Jura pack so quickly. I was starting to panic as to whether I would be able to find just the right present for my friend's 10th Wedding Anniversary when someone recommended your Become-a-Lord.co.uk website.

By the way we took your advice and set it up so everyone was calling them Lord and Lady all day leading up to the actual presentation when we played a Bagpipes CD and then let everyone in on the full secret. It is great that they still refer to each other now as "My Lord" and "My Lady" whenever we get together for a drink.

Thanks again!  XXX

Dear Ron, have received your packages today. Very professional presentation and an instant success.

My doorman (who happens to be a Scot) called to advise me of the packages and referred to me as Lady Harlan, after reading the address label. Very impressive.

Will keep giving this gift to others and wish you the very best."

Harlan
(New York USA)


Thanks so much Ron for the package...my brother absolutely loved it!! ....
 

Once again thank you for making my brother's birthday truly memorable!!

Marianne xxx 
New South Wales Australia

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This is a photo of our daughter Mary-Anne who graduated from University earlier this month. 

I was struggling to find the ideal graduation present for her but this package was just perfect. She loves it!

She was always "MY LITTLE GIRL" when she was younger but is now growing too old for that. Now I can call her "MY LITTLE LADY" because she really is one!

One Proud Dad.

Dear Ron,

I have intended to write and thank you for the fun gift of Scottish land, which we gave to our son for Christmas.

He is thrilled and has informed his friends to address him as Lord Ian."

Kathi


Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the land.  It made a great Christmas gift.  

I received it in the mail a week after ordering it (Great Job with fast shipping despite coming across the Atlantic!)  I could not wait to give it to my Husband!

I surprised him with it last night. He thought it was so neat and asked if we could go see it. Of course I said yes!

But I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of heart, for making this Christmas a little more special"

Amanda H.
(Pennsylvania USA)

OK I have read enough I am ready to order now!

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Just writing to say thanks for the privilege of being able to become a Laird of Jura. I so loved the package when it arrived earlier this week I had to write to say thank you to all your team and especially the person (or persons) who put this whole deal together for us.

A friend was telling me about how he had just become a Lord then told me how much he had paid for it. He could not believe it when I showed him everything that I had received and yet only paid less than one fifth of the price he paid even without any land. Really put his nose out of joint. I loved that look on his face.

Thanks again from the north of England.
Larry Castle from Morpeth

This is Catherine M...... (from my home e-mail account). I just wanted to let you know that I received the second package today (sat)

 Thank you again, our family will really enjoy this for Burns Night!"

Catherine (USA)

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Hello Sir

I am writing to say my girl friend bought me the "Laird of Jura" title pack for my birthday.  Although I have never been to Scotland I will now be investing to go as soon as I graduate in 2006.  I want to see my land!

The framed certificate sits on my study desk.  Every time I see it I long to just pick it up and think about how lucky I am to have my girl friend.  It looks fantastic and the Laird's handbook was so informative. I just love the idea of being a Honorary Scot owning this land and being a real Laird.

Thank you very much for sending the package so quickly.

My wife and I are very impressed. We have been meaning to visit Scotland for some time and this has really urged us to go!

My family has Clan Donald ancestry on both sides so it is especially nice for me to have another link to Scotland.  I shall be ordering two more packs soon for birthday presents for my mother and brother.


My very best wishes to you."

Laird J J (Norway)


I loved the idea of being able to use "Lord So and So" for reservations. Who wouldn't?

Thanks for all your help Ron.

When we come over can we go for a glass of that Scotch malt you talked about on the website?"

OP (USA)


Ron

The package arrived this morning.  Christmas mail must have taken it's toll.

New "Lady Gwendoline" being of Scottish descent,  is really  ecstatic with her title.  Thankfully I got her kisses, not you!

Thanks"


Hello

You may remember me sending you an email very late last night just to check the whereabouts of my order.

Just sending you an email to let you know it arrived the following morning.

Many many thanks to yourself and your legal team the person this is intended for will just absolutely  love it."

PJ
(Yorkshire, England)


Thank you so much for the certificate and the other stuff.

It was a great birthday present. I hope to make a visit sometime in the future, the scenery in the pictures looked fantastic.

I am sure we will be going over there to see our land quite soon.

Niklas M
(Sweden)


Ron

In my view you are a STAR.

This is my sixth order from you and every time you have really put yourself to make sure I get the order on time. I promise you I will order earlier next time.

Yes I will be back.

Gladys Jones.
(Cardiff UK)


Ron, You really are my Knight in Shining Armour!

As you know I bought the Laird and Lady Package below for the wedding of two very close friends and unfortunately my children spilt water on the certificate and pack and they were ruined! Your people really went to town with your help and reissued me with the pack and certificate sent the same day by recorded delivery.

I am on holiday this week so I can still get it framed in time for the wedding.

I really appreciate your help in this matter as it is such a fantastic present for this couple!

Cathy
(West Midlands UK)


Dear Ron,

Thank you very much for your kindness and understanding. This very much appreciated Title arrived today (most probably it took a little bit more time due to weekend and public holiday).

I feel proud and happy to have this Scottish Title because I admire and love Scotland and in due course I would like to write about the culture of Scotland (I have already written twelve books in my area of expertise).

Also I am looking forward to spending holidays in Jura.

Faithfully,

LAIRD NICOLAS, PhD

University Professor Greece


Hi, Ron!

Wanted to let you know that we received our info and love it!!! The book is wonderful and very knowledgeable.

Your packaging is great. No bends or marks.

So, now we can start using the Lord and Lady titles. I am going to use the Lady title on my new business. Will let you know the response to it. Ha Ha!

Thank you again for the great product !!!

Lady Sharon H
TN USA


Thanks so much Ron for the package...my brother absolutely loved it!!

I'm glad that my address brought back some pleasant memories for you ... although I'm positive that my little place in suburbia is nothing in comparison to the beauty of the town from your childhood!

Once again thank you for making my brother's birthday truly memorable!!

Marianne xxx 

Australia

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