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“Discover how to give the unique gift of royalty & impress everyone!”
If this is what you’re looking for, then….
“Now you CAN become a genuine Lord or Lady of Jura
– 100% guaranteed by Scottish law –
complete with your own plot of Scottish land!”
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Laird Ronald H. Thomson
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How You Can Become a Lord or Lady Today! |
Dear friend,
Remember when you would search forever to find just the right gift for someone then ending up buying something ordinary and impersonal.
Well forget about impersonal gift certificates or the cheese of the month club…
You now have the rare and exclusive opportunity to give a truly unique gift that will have even the most difficult person to buy for saying, “WOW!”
Who wouldn't love to be able to tell all of their friends and family that they are officially royalty? Well now with this Laird of Jura package you have that opportunity!
But before we go any further, let me explain to you exactly how this unique gift idea works…
Based on Scottish law, anyone who owns any Scottish land gains the title of “the Laird” (meaning the landowner) — which by long tradition over several centuries has become the Scottish word for the local “Lord”.
So when you purchase any amount of Scottish land from us from us you also receive the ancient royal title of “The Laird” or “The Lady”.
And this is exactly what we are offering you…
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You will receive FULL OWNERSHIP of one square foot of genuine Scottish land! |
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A genuine Lord or Lady Title certificate – completely ready for framing! |
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A full-color, 48-page handbook on the history & culture of your very own Scottish estate! |
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Regular Estate Management Newsletters keeping you up-to-date and reporting on what is happening around your Scottish Estate so you are always in the know! |
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Full size, top-quality Lord and Lady of Jura logos that you can add to personalized letter headings, business cards etc. |
Quit Wasting Your Time And Your Money On Unappreciated Gifts…
Finally give that special someone in your life their own personal plot of land in Scotland and the title of Royalty!
This is the perfect gift for:
- Your Boss
- Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend
- Your Dad
- Your Mom
- Your Grandparents
- Your Friends
- A colleague at work
- Friends getting married or for their anniversary
- Or anyone who you want to shock or impress
From the moment that they open this gift they will be shocked and amazed! You have just given that someone special the title of “Lord” or “Lady” and they know that you truly care.
Expect your gift to be the talk of the party! Everyone will be passing around the certificate and reading the impressive full-color handbook on the history and culture of the estate that you just unselfishly gave away as an amazing gift!
You can rest easy knowing that, not only are you giving the best gift possible, but you are also allowing your special someone to stake their claim in history by owning their own Scottish estate.
But Before You Do That Just Take a Moment To Read Just A Few More Of The Testimonials We Have Received Recently…
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Hi Ron, Just a quick note to say thanks for sending me your Laird of Jura gift pack so quickly. I was starting to panic as to whether I would be able to find just the right present for my friend's 10th Wedding Anniversary when someone recommended your Become-a-Lord.co.uk web site Thanks again! XXX June Barclay, London UK |
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Hello Sir,
I am writing to say my girl friend bought me the "Laird of Jura" title pack for my birthday.
Although I have never been to Scotland I will now be investing to
go as soon as I graduate in 2006. I want to see my land! The framed certificate sits on my study desk. It
looks fantastic and the Laird's handbook was so informative. I
just love the idea of being a Honorary Scot owning this land
and being a real Laird. |
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Dear Mr Thomson,
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to become like a Scottish Lord with our own Estate on the Isle of Jura.
My parents moved here (Australia) when I was five years old and I have longed to be able to move back. Now you have given me a real connection back to my home country. God Bless |
Give Someone A Unique Gift That Lives Forever… Their Very Own Plot of Scottish Land!
This beautiful plot of land is located on the stunning Isle of Jura, located in the Inner Hebrides of Scotland, situated adjacent and to the north-east of Islay. This mesmerizing and breath-taking island has even been designated by our national Government as a National Scenic Area of Scotland. Just think about that you will be owning land officially designated as part of a National Scenic Area which means when you go to visit you can be sure of it's beauty, can't you?
On the island you can easily spot any of the 5,000 to 6,000 red deer that freely roam the island. Since the Isle of Jura is inhabited with less than 200 people, it’s easy to see how it has retained its original beauty and splendor.
And this land has been fought over for more than 2,000 years! Scottish clans (mainly the McDonalds, Campbell and Maclean clans) vied for control over the island — going back to Viking times.
But now it’s time for you — or someone that you love — to own your very own piece of this picturesque and historic island....
Just Take a Moment To Read Just A Few More Of The Testimonials We Have Received…
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This is a photo of our daughter Mary-Anne who graduated from University earlier this month. I was struggling to find the ideal graduation present for her but this package was just perfect. She loves it! One Proud Dad Lady Mary-Ann, NC USA |
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Hi Dude,
Just writing to say thanks for the
privilege of being able to become a Laird of Jura. I so
loved the package when it arrived earlier this week I had to
write to say thank you to all your team and especially the
person (or persons) who put this whole deal together for us. Thanks again from the north of England. |
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Laird Ron, Thank you so much for my new status, I've seen a lot of novelty gifts in my time but this one beats the rest of them hands down. This is the key to complete bragging rights with all my friends as I take advantage of my lofty position. My certificate is going to be firmly placed above my mantelpiece and I'll show it off to the world! Thanks for this great honour! |
Now see what Vishen who gave David his Laird of Jura Title
thought when he saw the reaction on David's face.
So, This Is Really Legit?Of course! The very first thing that we did when we made this amazing discovery was to double check everything with senior law officers working within Scottish law — which is different to English law. And now we have been offering this amazing opportunity to people, just like you, all over the world since 2003. You see, part of the treaty that joined Scotland and England together to create the United Kingdom in 1707 stated that Scots law would forever be independent of English law… and it still is today, over 300 years later! And this is exactly how we can offer you an official and genuine certificate of land ownership which also states your new title Laird of Jura or Lady of Jura along with your very own plot number — so you can identify your own personal plot of land! But Wait… There Is A Very Limited Amount Of Land Left…Like I have said before, we have been selling these plots of land since 2003… and once they are gone, they will be gone forever. And you will never again get this golden opportunity to give anyone the amazing gift of Royalty, their own piece of Scottish land and history or the impressive title of “Laird” or “Lady”. So don’t wait another second, you know that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, you know that this is the PERFECT gift for that hard-to-shop-for person in your life… so act now!
Our Amazing Low Price…
That we are going to charge hundreds, if not thousands of dollars for this opportunity. But those people would be wrong. In fact, we aren't charging 1,000 dollars, 500 or even 200 for the Laird of Jura package; we are only charging 47 US dollars That's right, only 47 Dollars to give the amazingly unique gift of personal ownership of Scottish land and a title of royalty! I'm sure that is in your budget, because these days you can’t even buy a dining certificate and a good quality bottle of wine for that price! But that's not all…Today, when you order your very own plot of Scottish land to give as a surprising and impressive gift, you will also receive these FREE bonuses. FREE Gift Bonus #1 (Time Limited Offer)When we revised our Laird's Handbook at the beginning of 2008 we had the new version professionally printed in full color on top-quality paper. We have only a few left (only 47 at time of writing) in our store and are reviewing whether we should get any more printed. That Laird's handbook cost us a bomb to research, write, edit and then have them type set and proof read again by the printing company. Now the printers are telling us they are almost doubling their price to us and we believe it may become unfeasible for us to continue offering this printed handbook. However if you are quick off the mark we will send you a Professionally Printed copy of the Laird's handbook with your certificate of ownership. You can't buy this separately in the shops but if you could expect to pay between 15 and 20 dollars but you will get it free. We will also send you a PDF copy at the time of processing the order but if are reading this you will get the now limited edition of the printed version free of charge. This Printed Edition of the Laird's Handbook would make your gift extra special in the eyes of the recipient. Value 15 Dollars. FREE Gift Bonus #2
Discount accommodation voucher to be used at the local hotel when they are visiting their new Scottish estate. When your lucky recipient gets the opportunity to visit their own Scottish estate located on the mesmerizing and breathtaking Isle of Jura, they will have a special ten per cent discount to be used at the only hotel on the island — just quote your name and plot number. This means they get the opportunity — for a reduced fee — to stay in the lap of luxury just like every Lord or Lady should. FREE Gift Bonus #3Access to a personal website that is regularly updated for new Lairds and Ladies of Jura to find out even more about their personal Scottish Estate and traditions. How can we put a value on this chance to discover the history and culture of this historic and stunning Scottish area? You will be surprised to discover the cost of this amazing complete package is only 47 Dollars including FREE shipping anywhere in the world for a single plot with one title certificate including full color printed handbook, discount hotel coupon etc. Or take the option of becoming a Laird & Lady for only $67 with 2 adjoining plots on one joint title certificate, making a really wonderful gift for a couple — especially great as a romantic wedding gifts or an anniversary etc. Again comes with FREE shipping anywhere in the world.
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And Best Of All… Your Order Is 100% Guaranteed for 180 Days With No Conditions Attached!That’s right… this isn't any fly-by-night operation. In fact we have been providing this incredible and highly personal gift for over 5 years! With only two people ever requesting a refund... and one of them was a duplicate order!
And I am so sure that you will be more than pleased with our Laird of Jura kit that we are willing to guarantee your satisfaction… 100% for a FULL 180 DAYS! If at any time after receiving your kit you don’t feel that we delivered everything that was promised — and more — then we will refund your complete purchase price. All you have to do is send the package back to us in good condition and you will receive an instant refund! No red tape, no fine print. That means no hassle. No fine print in unreadable small letters. Simple and straightforward; you are 100% delighted with what you get from the Laird or Lady package or I want you to ask for a full refund. In other words... I will open my Kilt Sporran take out my wallet and give your money back. You can't lose, can you? |
I personally guarantee you will be absolutely thrilled with your Laird and Lady of Jura Package so I am providing you with a ZERO Risk Unconditional Money Back Guarantee.
Are You Ready To Impress Your Friends and Your Loved Ones?
With the Laird of Jura pack you really have the unique opportunity to give someone a gift that they won’t soon forget!
Not only are you giving them their own Scottish estate, but also the Royal title of Laird or Lady.
Who are you going to impress with this unique and genuinely thoughtful gift? Don’t wait another second… order today!
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SECURE ACCEPTANCE FORM YES Laird Ron , I want to purchase this unique one of a kind gift idea! I understand that for a LIMITED TIME ONLY, I can purchase a plot of Scottish land on the Isle of Jura which means that either I (OR the person I give it to) can become an elite member of the highly exclusive and official Laird or Lady of Jura club. I understand that if I purchase one double plot of this Scottish land I will receive one Certificate which shows two people one being the Laird and the other as a Lady of Jura. And I also understand that my order is completely risk free with your 180 day 100% money back guarantee Just click below to secure your order now!
By clicking the above button you will be immediately taken to another page on our website asking for the name of the person (or persons) who will be become the Laird and/or Lady of Jura. Please ensure you give full details as requested to avoid any legal errors which may make your land ownership application invalid. |
Remember earlier I made a personal promise to you and I always keep my word. Invest in a unique title for yourself or friends and become a Scottish Lord or Lady now.
Yours sincerely
Laird Ronald H Thomson of Jura
P.S. This is the perfect gift for every person on your list! Even the most difficult to please people will be happily amazed when you tell them that you giving them their own Scottish estate AND the Royal title of Laird or Lady.
P.P.S. Don’t procrastinate! We only have a certain amount of plots left to sell, and once they are gone… then the deal goes away forever! Make sure that you get your Laird of Jura kit before they ALL SELL OUT FOREVER!
Just to remind you the Laird or Lady package gives you:
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Full ownership of a plot of Scottish Land which means that you legally qualify for your title of Laird or Lady of Jura |
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Title certificate fully PERSONALIZED ready for framing and hanging in your home or office to impress your visitors |
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48 Page Professionally Printed Laird's handbook on the history and culture of your Scottish Estate (Remember the Printed Bound version is only available if we still have some left when we receive your order. We will be removing this item from the site as soon as they are all gone so don't delay!) |
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Discount Accommodation Voucher to be used at The Jura Hotel when you visit to look over your estate. This can save you hundreds of dollars dependant on long you stay! |
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Full size versions of the Laird and Lady Crest Logos. Add one to your personalized business cards or letterheads which means you can really impress your friends and visitors without you even saying a word! |
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Your own regular Estate Managers newsletter to ensure you are kept fully in the know about what is happening around your estate. |
P.P.P.S. There is absolutely nothing to lose because each and every purchase is backed by our six month 100% money-back guarantee. You never have to worry or wonder. You can know — with complete certainty that your gift will be loved and appreciated!
If you are seeing this page we will still have some plots left so you can acquire your title of Laird or Lady of Jura. But remember what Mark Twain said, "Buy land today — they have stopped making it". So it could be a case of "Here Today Gone Tomorrow!"
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